Saturday, August 30, 2008

Save the Rats

I have seen the heart rending pictures and ads that show the plight of the poor polar bears because of climate change. It is despicable and we should act as a unified movement to do what we can to save these majestic animals.

Similarly, I have become aware of another plight that may not be as majestic, but as we know any time the circle of life is interrupted the earth spins out of control. What I'm speaking of is the ultra-fascist re-cyclists that are destroying the natural habitat of the rats. With the depletion of the refuse dumps rats are fast finding few places to naturally acclimatize.

Luckily, if the rats can speed their way to Washington D.C. before the arrival of the hogs and other pork like animal, which migrate there each year during Congressional session, they should find a safe and morally filthy place to which they are acclimatized. The are all God's animals and we should do what we can to insure the existence of these noble, shifty and rather greasy animals--and by that I mean the rats not the Congressmen. The Congressmen should be tried for the Alien and Sedition Act.

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