Sunday, March 15, 2009

Not Friends then, but All is Forgiven

Have you seen this thing Facebook. It in one respect it is neat to hook up with old friends. However, 30 years later those that treated us in the very least, lousy are now trying to make all nice. Never, mind atomic testicle blast, given at least once a week. Also, there were the times when we were dating a fantastic girl, but just as prom came along, some Alpha male stole my girl away.

But now, I have forgiven all. Frankly, the so called Alpha males are cleaning fecal trenches in the oil patch. And I am working for fortune 500 company. Yet, I can't help but seeking a bit of revenge at the 30th reunion. I will play friendly to the assholes and get them drinks with a fair share of Visonex and also bring them snacks with cheese and sausage that have a smattering of dinngliberies.

This is wrong, but vengeance is cathartic. It may be a good lesson to the Aholes--if they never matured past age17